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Another Thing I Have No Time for...I have a new favorite thing. It's called "Xtranormal" and it's this online animation/movie making app that pretty much has endless possibilities for hee-larity. Here's my first attempt (not necessarily hee-larious, yet):  More Recent Articles |
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Tastes Like Mechanically-Separated Chicken!Just got Episode 4 of The Dog Treats Cafe in under the wire. I was going to shoot it yesterday, but I had to get an upper endoscopy (save that fucker for another post) and afterward, instead of filming the spawnage, I thought it wiser to wallow in my Propofol-induced narco-coma for a an hour or five. Probably the best sleep I've had in 11 years. May get another next week just to make up for the pending time change.  More Recent Articles |
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There's More Than One Way to Skin a Fish...Time for the third installment of Miss O's "The Dog Treats Cafe." She wasn't too thrilled about filming this episode, frankly. First, she was in a shitty mood and B, she had to down some Catch of the Day Pollock Snackers. She's braver than I, that girl is. But she soldiered on for the sake of art, as only Miss O can, and the result... well you decide. Enjoy.  More Recent Articles |
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Another Treat from Miss Owooooooo!The second episode of "The Dog Treats Cafe" with Miss O is now available! This time, Miss O chokes down a Natural Balance Sweet Potato and Fish Formula Treat. She and Mr. Z have been really stoked about this project, so I'm doing my best not to let my crabbiness put the kibosh on it. Miss O already asked if we could go to the grand opening of the new Pet Supplies Plus this weekend to see what kinds of goodies they're sportin'.        More Recent Articles |
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Miss O Has a Shiny Coat...Miss O is a picky eater. Kind of a reverse William "The Refrigerator" Perry. She's more like William "The I'll Only Eat about a Quarter of My Sandwich at Lunch and Won't Touch the Chips, Milk or Even the Dessert" Perry. The bizarre thing is, she seems to really enjoy eating the dog's food. Whenever we get a new box of chow for Grover, she has to dig right in. Dry treats? Yep. Dehydrated fish chews? Why not. Salmon dog food pellets? Bring 'em on.  More Recent Articles |
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Upstairs, Brownstairs...Day five of the President's       MISS O (barely audible): DAD! SOMEONE AT WORK: ... really crucial thing you need to pay attention to-- MISS O (a little less barely audible): DAAAAAAD!!!! I mute my camera and yell... ME: WHAT?! MISS O: (inaudible) ME: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! WHAAAAT?!!! MISS O: (top of her lungs) I THINK I JUST SHARTED!!!!! ME: YOU SHARTED?!?!?!! MISS O: YES, I THINK SO!!!! ME: GO CLEAN YOUR BUTT AND CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!! MISS O: WHERE SHOULD I PUT THE UNDERWEAR? ME: JUST THROW IT IN THE TUB AND I'LL GET IT LATER!!! MISS O: THE TUB?! ME: YES! THE TUB!!! MISS O: OKAY!!!!! Apparently, she sharted and was wondering what to do with her underwear. After my meeting ended, I ran upstairs to ask her what the shit was going on. She told me that as she was reaching up to a high shelf to retrieve some Polly Pocket clothes, she did "three farts that felt kinda wet." She then told me that she "got a little shart on her finger" when she checked to see if, indeed, 'twas a shart. I asked her if she washed her hands. She said "yes." I asked her if she washed her hands REALLY well. She said, "yes." I asked if she used soap. She said, "duh!" Then I told her not to fart for the rest of the day. She said, "I'll try." Please don't let tomorrow be a snow day.  More Recent Articles |
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