crabbydad - And Now We Wait...

 

Here are the latest updates for dadgregator@gmail.com   "crabbydad" - 1 new article And Now We Wait... More Recent Articles Search crabbydad And Now We Wait... The deed is done. I have successfully tied the dental floss noose round my armpitty intruder. Mind you, it wasn't fucking easy. You try lassoing a meaty nubbin' with one hand. It was like like attempting to extract a greased Vienna sausage from a tub of tapioca with your toes. Which I have tried, and it's not as easy, or delicious, as it sounds. Anywhich, now the waiting game is on. I'm kind of afraid to look at it -- I kept catching a glimpse of it when I was getting dressed this morning and it kinda looked furious... like this: If you don't hear from me in a few days, call the authorities... and a good exterminator.   • Email to a friend • View comments • Track comments • More Recent Articles The Hangman's Noose Tag! You're It! The Comeback Kid... A Dear Gym Letter... Turning over a New Leash...

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