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Tonight's bedtime chat with Mr. Z:
MR. Z: If I ever have a punk rock band, I'm going to call myself 'Saggy Boobs.'
ME: Saggy Boobs?! Where did you get that?!
MR. Z: It's like that guy Iggy Pop. [pause] Saggy Boobs! [laughing hysterically]
ME: [trying not to laugh as hysterically and failing miserably] What would your band be called. Saggy Boobs and the what?
MR. Z: [thinking] Saggy Boobs and the... Breast Avengers!
ME: [nose laugh almost sending giant snot ball across room]
MR. Z: [suddenly serious] But that's only my nickname. My real name would be Sagbert Boobyoolus.
[silence]
[We both fucking lose it.]
ME: All right, c'mon. That's enough. Now try to chill out and go to sleep. And please don't tell any of this to your mom.
MR. Z: I won't. [chuckling to self] Heh... Saggy Boobs...
Is it wrong that part of me really wants him to form that band?
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