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Better Call Encyclopedia Brown...The Grovester shits about three times a day -- one or two "on the road," during his walks, and then another couple in the backyard. Until recently, it's been pretty easy to find the ones in the yard and bag 'em up. Usually, I'll see him all hunched over into that I'm-pinchin'-a-big'n, doggy question mark stance but sometimes I miss it and have to go a-huntin'.        That's when I came up with my idea for a dogshit-locating detective show. Each week, the private dick would show up at a different yard and try to hunt down the missing dumps. Okay, it's a shitty idea, but it gave me an opportunity to come up with some half-assed, dogshit-related detective show puns, so indulge me. Here are the potential show names, so far... Turder She Wrote The Rockford Piles (or as Mr. Z amended, The Rockfart Piles) Barna-B.M. Jones Poo-lice Story Hill Street Poos Homicide: Turd on the Street Nancy Poo (Miss O came up with that one) and my favorite, Magnum P.U., starring Tom Smellit. Holy shit, I think the fumes have gotten to me. I need to wash my hands and get some sleep.  • Email to a friend • Related • More Recent Articles |
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