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The Ghost Chicken and Mr. Grover...The Grovernator hasn't been drinking as much water, lately, as we think he should -- especially since it has been so fucking hot and humid that my fucking Balzac has been hanging to the ground like a leatherette kilt. He seems to dig ice cubes but he's not lappin' up the agua fria very much.       You can get your dog to drink more water by adding low sodium chicken broth to it to enhance the flavor. Not a bad idea, actually. So we poured a little chicken water in there and this is what happened: We're guessing he smelled the chicken and was just searching around for the goddamn hunka meat. It went on for about 10 minutes... until all the chicken squeezins were splashed all over the kitchen floor. The whole house smells like a fucking poultry bathhouse now. The dude's either brilliant or he's a fucking dumbass... I can't tell. We'll see what happens tomorrow when I dip the end of his tail in some Clamato.  • Email to a friend • Related • More Recent Articles |
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