RSSFWD 2.0 - We're Back!

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The time has finally come. RSSFWD is officially back in action after being re-written from the ground up! We have completed development and beta testing, and are ready for all of our users to start using the system and getting back to offering a free reliable RSS to email solution. Thanks to everyone who has been reading the blog, following us on Twitter and testing out the new system. Your feedback has been INVALUABLE. We would also like to thank EVERYONE for being PATIENT with us! We are well aware that this was not the preferred migration path that most of you would expect, nor was it the way we wanted to do this! Many have asked if we can keep the old site running. In reality, the old site has become unmanageable, and we are unable to resurrect it.This is why we have decided to re-write the system entirely from the ground up as the first version wasn't designed to handle the load that the system currently demands. We found that out after the attempted Blogarithm migration and are now ready to close that chapter, turn the page and move forward. On this note, we intend to turn off the old site and service Sunday September 28th. If you'd like to continue to use RSSFWD (or give us another shot), please establish your account at http://beta.rssfwd.com. On September 28th, http://www.rssfwd.com will be completely converted to the new site. Getting started with RSSFWD 2.0: We have established a simple account export process. Follow these steps to import your subscriptions to the new version: Create an account with the same email address at http://beta.rssfwd.com for the account you'd like to port over. Log into your account (at http://beta.rssfwd.com) and go to the My Subscriptions tab. Beneath your current set of subscriptions (of which you likely have none unless you've already been playing with the new site), there is a link to "Import from old RSSFWD". Click this link, then select your delivery interval, and submit to schedule your import. PLEASE NOTE: if you do not migrate by Sept 28th your feeds / subscriptions will be safe, and awaiting your migration. You can do this at anytime. Due to the sheer size of the old database (and several inefficiencies that we hope to have alleviated with the new version), we are taking the approach that active users perform this very simple process. There is quite a bit of stale data in the old database, and for our subscribers' sakes, we would like to purge this useless data. Until September 28th, those who have migrated their accounts will likely receive duplicate emails. Once we turn off the old system you will no longer receive the emails from the older service. Please be patient with us over the next couple of days as we complete this migration and get back to offering a stable, reliable RSS to email solution! Please email us (contactus@rssfwd.com) if you have any questions or issues with this migration. We have tried to make it as simple as possible. We look forward to your feedback! Enjoy! The RSSFWD Team

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crabbydad - Cheesus!

 

Here are the latest updates for dadgregator@gmail.com "crabbydad" - 1 new article Cheesus! More Recent Articles Search crabbydad Cheesus! Some people see Jesus in their wet beef sandwiches, while others find the Virgin Mary in their plate of pulled pork. Me? I slice a piece of Jarlsburg and end up with a fucking SKULL SANDWICH! Maybe tomorrow I'll just have a Tim-Burton-butter-and-jelly sammy. • Email to a friend • Related • More Recent Articles 1 + 1 = I'm A Moron Should I Stay or Should I Go... to School Come Back... Come Baaaaaaaack... Who's The Boob Now? Dad, I Want to Be in a Jug Band...

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crabbydad - 1 + 1 = I'm A Moron

 

Here are the latest updates for dadgregator@gmail.com "crabbydad" - 1 new article 1 + 1 = I'm A Moron More Recent Articles Search crabbydad 1 + 1 = I'm A Moron So I was helping Mr. Z with his math homework, this afternoon, and it mostly consisted of converting metric measurements from one size to another, like kilograms to grams or millimeters to centimeters and shit like that. At first I was like, "ah, no fucking problem," but as I was trying to explain it to him, my withered synapses fucking seized up on me and I found myself rapidly spinning down some bottomless numerical vortex, and I began second-guessing every answer and well, frankly, it got pretty ugly pretty quick. We made it through to the other side with only a few tears (and he was pretty upset, too) and then we closed the book and I let him watch some Spongebob so that any trace amounts of understanding he may have gleaned from our little study session were instantly erased and replaced with "GAAAAHHHHHHH!" So, the Old Lady gets home around dinner time and I started explaining what an ass-ripper this fucking math homework was, you know, to get the rightful sympathy props, and I even handed her the textbook to show her the devil's handiwork contained within. She looks it over and says, "Well, here's all you need: 'If you're going from a larger measurement to smaller one, you multiply and if you're going from smaller to larger, you divide.' What's the trouble?" I grabbed the book from her in the classic Moe Howard way, adding the requisite, "Lemme see that, you!" and soon realized that if I had only READ THE GODDAMN DIRECTIONS FIRST, the fucking hour long battle that I had put the boy and myself through would have been, maybe, a 20 minute skirmish, and I wouldn't have wasted all that valuable stomach acid that was at that moment bubbling up my ulcer-studded esophagus. And the kicker? As the Old Lady casually glanced over the answers, she found that four or five of them were TOTALLY WRONG and that I had basically told Mr. Z to do the exact opposite of what he was supposed to do. Have I mentioned that I'm not that good with the math? What the shit, man?! I really thought I knew what the fuck I was doing, too! That's what makes it worse. It would have been one thing if I were like, "Shit, man, I just don't get this... you're on your own, Mr. Z," but NO, I had FIGURED IT OUT and I was HELPING HIM to FIGURE IT OUT FOR HIMSELF! So, whereas he was only mildly confused BEFORE he started his homework, now he is TOTALLY fucking confused. Excellent, my work here is done. And if any of you care to do any extra credit, here's one of the problems: On Sunday, Li ran 0.8 km. On Monday, she ran 7,200 m. On which day did Li run farther? Use estimation to explain why your answer makes sense. (HINT: The fact that "Li" is the 2nd most common surname in China is, apparently, not really relevant.) • Email to a friend • Related • More Recent Articles Should I Stay or Should I Go... to School Come Back... Come Baaaaaaaack... Who's The Boob Now? Dad, I Want to Be in a Jug Band... Why Don't YOU Shower and I'LL Show Her...

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crabbydad - Should I Stay or Should I Go... to School

 

Here are the latest updates for dadgregator@gmail.com "crabbydad" - 1 new article Should I Stay or Should I Go... to School More Recent Articles Search crabbydad Should I Stay or Should I Go... to School For some reason, I'm more confident in picking out Miss O's outfits this school year. This is either due to the fact that I'm just better at picking out things that go together or, more likely, that I've stopped giving a shit about what goes together and I'm just picking out things that I would wear, were I a six-year-old girl. Case in point, today's outfit: Clash shirt, b/w, horizontally striped leggings and Chucks. I'd SO wear that if I were six. Shit, if they made that outfit in my size, I'd wear it tomorrow. (By the way, Miss O just fell out of bed as I was typing this. I heard a "thud/AHH!" and ran into her room to find her climbing back in to her bed. I asked her what happened and she said, "I fell out of bed" in a way that made it sound more like "I fucking fell outta bed, ya dumbshit, whattya think just happened?!" I blame thank the Clash shirt for the 'tude.) • Email to a friend • Related • More Recent Articles Come Back... Come Baaaaaaaack... Who's The Boob Now? Dad, I Want to Be in a Jug Band... Why Don't YOU Shower and I'LL Show Her... Spreadin' Those Nuts on a Daily Basis...

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crabbydad - Come Back... Come Baaaaaaaack...

 

Here are the latest updates for dadgregator@gmail.com "crabbydad" - 1 new article Come Back... Come Baaaaaaaack... More Recent Articles Search crabbydad Come Back... Come Baaaaaaaack... Mr. Z's been riding his bike to the middle school this year, and he's asked me to ride along with him ("only to the path leading up to the school") until he feels comfortable going it alone. He says he should be ready to fly solo by Monday. Unfortunately, I won't be. • Email to a friend • Related • More Recent Articles Who's The Boob Now? Dad, I Want to Be in a Jug Band... Why Don't YOU Shower and I'LL Show Her... Spreadin' Those Nuts on a Daily Basis... I'll Just Shut up Now...

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crabbydad - Dad, I Want to Be in a Jug Band...

 

Here are the latest updates for dadgregator@gmail.com "crabbydad" - 1 new article Dad, I Want to Be in a Jug Band... More Recent Articles Search crabbydad Dad, I Want to Be in a Jug Band... Tonight's bedtime chat with Mr. Z: MR. Z: If I ever have a punk rock band, I'm going to call myself 'Saggy Boobs.' ME: Saggy Boobs?! Where did you get that?! MR. Z: It's like that guy Iggy Pop. [pause] Saggy Boobs! [laughing hysterically] ME: [trying not to laugh as hysterically and failing miserably] What would your band be called. Saggy Boobs and the what? MR. Z: [thinking] Saggy Boobs and the... Breast Avengers! ME: [nose laugh almost sending giant snot ball across room] MR. Z: [suddenly serious] But that's only my nickname. My real name would be Sagbert Boobyoolus. [silence] [We both fucking lose it.] ME: All right, c'mon. That's enough. Now try to chill out and go to sleep. And please don't tell any of this to your mom. MR. Z: I won't. [chuckling to self] Heh... Saggy Boobs... Is it wrong that part of me really wants him to form that band? • Email to a friend • Related • More Recent Articles Why Don't YOU Shower and I'LL Show Her... Spreadin' Those Nuts on a Daily Basis... I'll Just Shut up Now... < Insert bad pun title here > Nary a Poppins...

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