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Here are the latest updates for dadgregator@gmail.com "crabbydad" - 2 new articles Just Call Me Hairy Howldini... One Dog, No Cup... More Recent Articles Search crabbydad Just Call Me Hairy Howldini... I think I know what my next job is gonna be... Dog Magician! • Email to a friend • Related • One Dog, No Cup... I hit some sort of dog-owner milestone today. I pulled a clump of shit-caked, long grass strands outta the dog's asshole after he hunched and strained all over the backyard for about five minutes trying to pinch the motherfucker off. From this day forth, please greet me by shaking my left hand. • Email to a friend • Related • More Recent Articles Right Back at Ya... Non-Dog post... The Ghost Chicken and Mr. Grover... Bathtime at the Crabbshack... Losing My Dognity...

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Here are the latest updates for dadgregator@gmail.com "crabbydad" - 1 new article Right Back at Ya... More Recent Articles Search crabbydad Right Back at Ya... I've gotten my second comment from 家出, in as many days... "最近様々なメディアで紹介されている家出掲示板では、全国各地のネットカフェ等を泊り歩いている家出少女のメッセージが多数書き込みされています。彼女たちはお金がないので掲示板で知り合った男性とすぐに遊びに行くようです。あなたも書き込みに返事を返してみませんか" I ran it through an online Kanji translator and this is what I got... "Net cafe in nationwide various places etc. stay and are written a lot of messages of the walking runaway girl in the leaving home bulletin board introduced with various media recently. It seems to go to play at once with the man who got acquainted on the bulletin board because they do not have money. Will you also return writing the answer?" All I have to say is, Walking Runaway Girl -- do NOT got to play at once with the man who got acquainted on the bulletin board! Not only do he not have money, but I'm guessing he got acquainted on bulletin board with many walking runaway girls in nationwide various places. Please, do not return writing the answer... him. Stay away from leaving home bulletin board and various media. Trust me, you'll thank me later. • Email to a friend • Related • More Recent Articles Non-Dog post... The Ghost Chicken and Mr. Grover... Bathtime at the Crabbshack... Losing My Dognity... I Almost Stepped in a Poodle...

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Here are the latest updates for dadgregator@gmail.com "crabbydad" - 1 new article Non-Dog post... More Recent Articles Search crabbydad Non-Dog post... Conversation this morning, as I dropped Miss O off at camp: ME: [after spraying her with bug spray] Okay, don't forget to put more on in the afternoon. MISS O: Who are you calling a moron?! My work is complete. • Email to a friend • Related • More Recent Articles The Ghost Chicken and Mr. Grover... Bathtime at the Crabbshack... Losing My Dognity... I Almost Stepped in a Poodle... What the Shit? Gland...

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Here are the latest updates for dadgregator@gmail.com "crabbydad" - 1 new article The Ghost Chicken and Mr. Grover... More Recent Articles Search crabbydad The Ghost Chicken and Mr. Grover... The Grovernator hasn't been drinking as much water, lately, as we think he should -- especially since it has been so fucking hot and humid that my fucking Balzac has been hanging to the ground like a leatherette kilt. He seems to dig ice cubes but he's not lappin' up the agua fria very much. So, the Old Lady found some dog forum on the ingernachts that suggested: You can get your dog to drink more water by adding low sodium chicken broth to it to enhance the flavor. Not a bad idea, actually. So we poured a little chicken water in there and this is what happened: We're guessing he smelled the chicken and was just searching around for the goddamn hunka meat. It went on for about 10 minutes... until all the chicken squeezins were splashed all over the kitchen floor. The whole house smells like a fucking poultry bathhouse now. The dude's either brilliant or he's a fucking dumbass... I can't tell. We'll see what happens tomorrow when I dip the end of his tail in some Clamato. • Email to a friend • Related • More Recent Articles Bathtime at the Crabbshack... Losing My Dognity... I Almost Stepped in a Poodle... What the Shit? Gland... Dog Day of Summer Deux...

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Here are the latest updates for dadgregator@gmail.com "crabbydad" - 1 new article Bathtime at the Crabbshack... More Recent Articles Search crabbydad Bathtime at the Crabbshack... • Email to a friend • Related • More Recent Articles Losing My Dognity... I Almost Stepped in a Poodle... What the Shit? Gland... Dog Day of Summer Deux... Dog Day of Summer...

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