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Dog Day of Summer Deux...Actual conversations I had with Grover today... GROVER: ... ME: Tell you what. If you can say "Cheese," you can have a hunk. GROVER:... ME: Nope. No cheese for you. ___________ ME: [6 AM, standing outside in my robe, waiting for Grover to pee...] Are you gonna go potty? GROVER: [not going potty] ME: C'mon! You wake me up at 6 AM and you're not gonna pee?! Just piss, okay? GROVER: [pees about a thimble-ful of whizz] ME: You win this round, my scruffy friend. But don't come running to me when you have a dried turd affixed to your ass hair. GROVER: [sneeze] ____________ ME: [throwing frisbee in backyard] GO GET THE FRISBEE, GROVER! GROVER: ... fuck off.  • Email to a friend • Related • More Recent Articles |
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